Come in and join us for lunch.Check out our menu
Grilled veggie patty, Swiss cheese, guacamole, red onion, tomato and sprouts…. $7.99Check out our menu
Fun atmosphere and engaging staff make dining at Wanker’s a fun experience.
One of our tavern favorites, this Chimichanga is most excellent.Check out our Menu
Lunch Special: BLTAFS (Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato, Avocado Sammich served w/fries and a side salad)
Dinner Special: Monterey Chicken
Whiskey Wednesday Specials @ 7 tonight ... See MoreSee Less
City of Dreams Pale Ale just went online
Check it out!
5.5% abv ... See MoreSee Less
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends late one night, the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.
"What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked.
"Why, that's the talking clock" the man replied.
"How does it work?"
"Watch", the man said, giving it an ear-shattering pound with a hammer.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "For fuck sake, you wanker, it's 2am in the fucking morning!!"
Yep, it works, give it a try tonight after you dance to the hits that DJ Rick Bubba Taylor will be spinning!
Cheers! ... See MoreSee Less