Come in and join us for lunch.Check out our menu
Grilled veggie patty, Swiss cheese, guacamole, red onion, tomato and sprouts…. $7.99Check out our menu
Fun atmosphere and engaging staff make dining at Wanker’s a fun experience.
One of our tavern favorites, this Chimichanga is most excellent.Check out our Menu
Our coffee is roasted locally up near the mountain by Mt Hood Roasters...
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A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman."
The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?"
The Irishman said, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped."
The priest said, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You’re not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary’s and put $50 in the poor box."
The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box.
He paused for a moment and then started to leave.
The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, "I saw that. You didn’t put any money in the poor box!"
The Irishman replied, "Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that’s the same as putting it in!"
Sounds about right to us. Come join us on this Friday afternoon. Happy Hour from 2-6PM, DJ Rick Bubba Taylor fires up the music at 9PM and you can enter to win our Fireball Whiskey branded snow board.....
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We’ll roll out the $1.99 Landshark and $5 Cruzan Rums @ 5PM tonight. But the real fun starts @ 6PM when Jessie Leigh fires up the live music! ... See MoreSee Less