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Starters/Appetizers
FRENCH FRIES
4.99
CHIPS & SALSA
5.99
SPINACH & ARTICHOKE DIP
10.49
BUFFALO WINGS

New York style drumettes

11.49
BANGKOK WINGS

with sweet/hot chili sauce

11.49
COCONUT SHRIMP & FRIES
10.49
MOZZARELLA STIX
8.99
ONION RINGS
8.99
LOADED TATER SKINS
9.99
STUFFED JALAPEÑOS & FRIES

Four Jalapeno Peppers stuff’d with 4 cheeses & wrap’d in bacon. Served w/Fries

9.99
CHICKEN QUESADILLA

Large flour tortilla with melted cheese, diced chicken breast, guacamole, olives & onions, sour cream & sals on the side.

10.99
CHICKEN TENDERS

with Wanker dip

11.49
STEAMER CLAMS
Small 9.99
Large 15.99
BEER BATTERED SHRIMP & FRIES
11.99
COMBO PLATTER

beer shrimp – buffalo wings – mozzarella stix – bacon wrap’d stuf’d jalapeños – fries

no substitutions

17.99

Anti Carb Corner

NEW YORK

16oz. topped with sautéed mushrooms, crumbled bleu cheese, served with veggie of the day.
Side salad or side Caesar.

18.95
GUILTLESS CHICKEN PLATTER

8 oz. marinated and grilled lemon herb chicken breast. Served with veggie of the day and soup or salad.

10.99
PATTY & SALAD

One half pound of fresh ground beef grilled to your liking.
Served with fresh house salad or side caesar salad.

Add CHEESE, BACON or MUSHROOMS for a buck.
10.99
SMOKED PORK CHOPS

Smoked and grilled 6 oz. pork chops. Served with veggie of the day and soup or salad.

10.99

Sammiches

Served w/ pickles and fries/ Substitute salad/soup/slaw for $1.69
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VEGETARIAN

Cream cheese, guacamole, Swiss & cheddar, lettuce, sprouts, tomato, bell pepper and cukes on whole wheat.

11.49
B.L.T.

Bacon, lettuce, tomato & mayo on thick cut wheat toast.

10.49
WANKER’S BEACH CLUB

Turkey, ham, bacon, cheddar, lettuce, tomato and mayo on double deck wheat toast.

12.49
T.A.B.

Smoked turkey, avocado (guac.), bacon, cream cheese, sprouts, tomato on a french roll.

11.99
REUBEN

Grilled dark rye, 1000 island, Swiss cheese, sauerkraut. Your choice of CORNED BEEF or TURKEY

11.49
FRENCH DIP

Lean roast beef, red onion, Swiss cheese on a stadium roll, au jus.

11.49
VEGGIE BURGER

Grilled veggie patty, Swiss cheese, guacamole, red onion, tomato and sprouts.

10.99
*NEW* KAPALUA CHICKEN SAMMICH

Grilled teriyaki chicken breast topped with teriyaki pineapple rings, tomato, lettuce and mayo served on a bun.

10.99
BUFFALO CHICKEN

A grilled chicken breast smothered in our Buffalo wing sauce, a little mayo and lettuce ‘n tomato.

10.99
CHICKEN CORDON BLEU SAMMY

Grilled chicken breast, ham, Swiss cheese & honey mustard with lettuce on a sesame seed bun.

11.99
BBQ PULLED PORK SAMMICH

Slow roasted BBQ’d pulled pork topped with fresh made coleslaw and served on a bun.

11.49
TURKEY DELI

Sliced breast of turkey, lettuce, tomato and mayo w/choices of CHEESE and BREAD. Add BACON for a buck.

10.49
CORNED BEEF

Lettuce, tomato and deli style mustard on dark rye.

10.49
1/2 SAMMICH & CUP OF SOUP

Turkey, ham, corned beef, roast beef or tuna sammich served cold on wheat with lettuce, tomato & mayo.

10.49
CUBAN SAMMICH

Thin sliced ham, slow roasted pulled pork, Swiss cheese, pickles and Dijon mustard served on a crusty baguette bread roll.

11.49

Tex-Mex

Tex-Mex items (except Chihuahua) server with your choice of refried or black beans.
CHILI CHIHUAHUA

It’s a chili dog, dummy! A quarter pound all beef frank, smothered with killer chili, cheese and onions.

9.99
CHIMICHANGA

Two flour tortillas stuffed with beans, chicken, green chilis, and cheese. Smothered with melted cheddar & jack cheeses, salsa, sour cream and guacamole. With refried beans.

11.49
HALIBUT FISH TACOS

Two corn tortillas, shredded cabbage, fresh pico de gallo. Served with rice and beans.

14.99
STEAK OR CHICKEN TACOS

Two flour tortilla soft tacos loaded with seasoned steak or grilled chicken, lettuce & pico de gallo. Served with refried beans, spanish rice and fresh salsa.

11.99
CARNITAS SOFT TACOS

Two corn tortilla soft tacos loaded with seasoned, slow roasted pulled pork, onions and cilantro. Served with house made refried beans, Spanish rice and fresh hot or mild salsa.

11.49
NACHO

A platter of crisp tortilla chips, refried beans, olives, jalapeños,
salsa, green onions, and melted cheese. Topped with sour cream and guacamole.

With chicken, beef or carnitas • add 4.00 — ALL THREE • add 6.00
12.49
SUPER NACHO

Big ’nuff for 4-6 people

With chicken, beef or carnitas • add 4.00 — ALL THREE • add 6.00
16.99

Wanker Wraps

Large flour tortilla, melted cheese & stuff. Includes fries.
BUFFALO WRAP

New York style Buffalo chicken, brown rice and bell peppers.

10.99
CLUBHOUSE WRAP

Turkey, ham, bacon, lettuce, tomato and special sauce.

10.99
BBQ CHICKEN WRAP

Diced chicken, BBQ Ranch Sauce, lettuce, tomato, mixed cheese & crushed chips

10.99
THAI CHICKEN WRAP

Chicken breast marinated in Thai dressing with rice, fresh spinach leaves, bell pepper, snow peas, onion & bean sprouts.

11.49
CHICKEN CAESAR WRAP

Tender grilled diced chicken breast, romaine, tomato, parmesan and Caesar dressing.

10.99
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VEGGIE WRAP

Black beans, rice, green pepper, onion, tomato, lettuce, bean sprouts and special sauce.

10.99

Weekend Breaky

Breakfast is served from 9am-Noon on Saturday & Sunday. Served with three eggs, homemade spuds, toast & jelly.
NO MEAT
8.49
HAM, BACON, OR SAUSAGE
9.79
COUNTRY FRIED STEAK WITH SAUSAGE GRAVY
11.99
NEW YORK STEAK 16oz
17.99
2x2x2

2 eggs, 2 pancakes or toast, 2 pieces of bacon or sausage with coffee
(no substitutions)

9.49
ANTI-CARB BREAKY

3 egg omelet; ham, bacon, and/or sausage, smothered w/mix of cheeses

9.29
JUST CHEESE OMELET
9.49
HAM, BACON OR SAUSAGE OMELET
10.99
DENVER HAM, ONIONS & BELL PEPPER OMELET
10.99
VEGGIE OMELET

Tomato, onion, peppers and shrooms

10.99
MUSHROOM OMELET
10.99
COOP’S FAVORITE BREAKY SAMMY

3X3X2 – 3 egg and 3 piece bacon omelet, topped with 2 pieces of Tillamook Cheddar on a toasted French roll, side of homemade spuds.

9.99
BISCUITS & SAUSAGE GRAVY
Small 6.99
Large 9.49
WEEKEND BREAKY BURRITO

A flour tortilla stuffed with melted cheese, ham, egg, bacon, peppers, onions, ‘shrooms & tomato, with spuds.

10.49
WANKER’S BREAKY NACHO

Fresh fried tortilla chips topped with melted cheese, sausage, bacon, scrambled egg, tomatoes, black beans, green onions, jalapeños & sour cream
Served wuth Figgie’s Hot or Mild Salsa on the side

8.99
STACK OF CAKES (3)
7.49
FRENCH TOAST
8.49
TOAST
1.99
SIDE OF HAM, BACON OR SAUSAGE
4.49
EGGS (3)
4.79
SPUDS
4.99
SAUSAGE GRAVY
1.99

Salads & Soups

Entrée salads served with dark rye garlic cheese bread.
HOUSE SALAD

Crisp greens, tomato, red onion, bell peppers, cucumbers, olives, shredded cheese and croutons.

Add CHICKEN • 3.00
9.99
THAI-FOON SALAD

Chunks of chicken breast, spinach, snow peas, red bell pepper and bean sprouts, tossed with a house specialty Thai ginger dressing.

10.99
POPEYE SALAD

Bacon, mushrooms, tomato, red onion, toasted walnuts on fresh spinach. Raspberry vinaigrette dressing and topped with hard boiled egg.

10.99
CAESAR SALAD

Romaine, croutons, tomato, and parmesan cheese, tossed with Caesar.

Add CHICKEN or SMOKED SALMON • 3.00
9.99
BUFFALO SALAD

Romaine, tomato, cucumber, and shredded Monterey Jack and Tillamook Cheddar cheese, tossed with a Bleu cheese vinaigrette, and topped with chunks of chicken breast marinated in Buffalo wing sauce.

10.99
CRISPY CHICKEN SALAD

Breaded and fried chicken breast, lettuce, tomato, red onion, cucumber and green pepper. Tossed with Ranch and finished with shredded cheese.

10.99
TEX-MEX SALAD

Tender chunks of chicken breast, lettuce, red & green pepper, black beans, crushed tortilla chips, corn, red onion. Tossed with Salsa Ranch and finished with shredded cheese.

10.99
SIDE CAESAR OR TOSSED GREEN

Ranch, Bleu Cheese, Italian, 1000 Island, Honey Mustard

3.99
CHILI or SWILL OF THE DAY
Small 3.99
Large 7.99
CANNONBOWL

Soup, chili or chowder in a bread bowl.
Includes tossed green salad with a choice of dressing.

10.99

Burgers

All of our burgers are ONE HALF POUND of fresh ground beef on a sesame bun. Includes pickles and fries. Substitute salad/soup...1.69
WANKER BURGER

Special sauce, red onion, lettuce and tomato.

Add CHEESE, BACON, or MUSHROOMS for a buck fifty
10.99
JIMMY BUFFETT’S CHEESE BURGER

“…I like mine with lettuce and tomato, Heinz 57 and french fried potato”

11.49
MAUI BURGER

Teriyaki pineapple rings, lettuce, tomato, cheddar, and special sauce.

11.49
CHILI BURGER

Open face half pounder smothered with killer chili and a choice of cheese and/or onion.

11.99
PATTY MELT

Our half pound burger, 1000 island dressing, sautéed onions and Swiss cheese on grilled dark rye bread.

Add SAUTEED MUSHROOMS for a buck.
11.99
BLUE BACON WANKER BURGER

1/2lb. Beef patty, blue cheese crumbles, bacon, chipotle pepper sauce, lettuce, tomato, red onion on a sesame seed bun.

12.49
HUTT RIVER SPECIAL

A Wanker burger with ham, egg, bacon and cheddar.

13.49

House Specialties

Served with a choice of green or Caesar salad, vegetable, bread and fries. Baked potato or mashed after 3pm. Sorry, we cannot split these items.
CHEF’S CHOICE

Ask your server for today’s selection of steaks, chops, sausage, pasta, or whatever the chef feels like featuring; at market price.

NEW YORK STEAK

A 160z. New York steak, seasoned and seared to your liking.

19.99
COUNTRY FRIED STEAK

Country fried steak, smothered in country sausage gravy.

13.99
CHICKEN TENDER PLATTER

Battered, fried, strips of juicy breastmeat, with Wanker Dip.

14.99
GRILLED CHOOK

Grilled chicken breast, smothered in mushrooms, bacon, melted Monterey Jack and Cheddar cheeses, with honey mustard sauce.

13.99

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FISH & CHIPS

Icelandic Cod or Pacific Salmon battered & fried with tartar sauce and lemon wedges.

Extra FISH for 1.50
11.99
HALIBUT FISH & CHIPS

Lightly beer battered & deep fried chunks of halibut served with fries, coleslaw, tartar sauce & lemon wedges.

17.99
RICE BOWL

Brown rice, green onions and bean sprouts. Served with Sweet Chili and/or Thaifoon dressing

Add BLACK BEANS for 1.30
Add CHICKEN for 3.00
Add STEAK for 4.00
8.49

Wanker Melts

Includes special sauce on dill rye, pickles and fries.
BEEF-N-CHEDDAR

Roast beef, Tillamook Cheddar & tomato.

10.99
CHICKEN-BACON-SWISS

Chicken breast, bacon, Swiss & tomato.

10.99
TUNA-N-CHEDDAR

Tuna, Tillamook Cheddar & tomato.

10.99
TURKEY/BACON/SWISS OR HAM-N-SWISS

Turkey, bacon, Swiss & tomato or Ham, Swiss & tomato.

10.99

Dessert

Ask your server about our other desserts or smoothies.
WANKER’S MUD PIE

Still hungry? Try a wedge of coffee ice cream on a chocolate graham cracker crust, swirled with chocolate syrup and topped with crushed Snickers.

6.49
SCOOP O’ ICE CREAM
2.49

Wanker's Spirits

PLEASE REMAIN SEATED UNTIL THE RIDE COMES TO A COMPLETE STOP.
ULTIMATE WANKERITA

The supreme margarita! Jose Cuervo Gold, Cointreau,
Sweet n’ Sour & a splash of Grand Marnier, all on the rocks

9.75
HAWAIIAN PUNCH

Absolut Mandarin, Midori, Peach Schnapps & Cranberry Juice, all on the rocks

9.25
THE BLOODY WANKER

Our version of the favorite hangover cure. Absolut Vodka and our own special recipe

9.25
STARBURST

Gin, Rum, Triple Sec, Vodka, OJ ‘n Pineapple Juice and Chambord

8.75
RASPBERRY WANKER

Chambord, Absolut Vodka, Sweet ‘n Sour & Sprite on the rocks

8.75

Wanker's Specialty Frozen Drinks

SHIPWRECK

Malibu Coconut Rum, Island Oasis Piña Colada, Ice Cream and Banana

9.00
MUDSLIDE

Kahlua, Vodka, Bailey’s Irish Cream and Island Oasis Ice Cream

9.00
LAVA FLOW

Malibu Coconut Rum, Island Oasis Piña Colada and Strawberry

9.00
ALOHA BERRY

Ameretto, Island Oasis Raspberry and Piña Colada

9.00
FROZEN ALLIGATOR

Midori Melon Liquer, Island Oasis Pina Colada and Ice Cream

9.00